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Old 02-13-2018, 06:53 AM   #1 (permalink)
 
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I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. It'll run on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.

Had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The service technician explained that the radio was voice-activated.

‘Nelson', the technician said to the radio.

The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued, and 'On The Road Again’ came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, ‘Beethoven', I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, ‘Beatles', I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Well, yesterday, some old lady ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid her.

I yelled, 'You Crazy Bitch!' Immediately the radio responded with, “Ladies and gentlemen,
The Democratic Leader and speaker of the House ....Nancy Pelosi!”

Damn, I love this truck..
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Old 02-13-2018, 11:34 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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Ok.. just to be sure.. its a joke right?
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Ok.. just to be sure.. its a joke right?
You never know....copied from another forum.
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Originally Posted by priell3 View Post

I yelled, 'You Crazy Bitch!' and the radio replied "Could you be more specific? There are so many to choose from.

Fixed it for you.
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