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Old 02-23-2018, 05:05 AM   #11 (permalink)
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My buddy asked me if he could crash on my couch tonight..

I had to explain to him that I am married now.. and that's where I sleep.
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A man goes into the pharmacist and asks for some viagra. 'Have you got a prescription,' the pharmacist asks him. 'No, but will a picture of my wife do?' the man asks.
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I don't like Viagra. I took one once and it was difficult to swallow. It got stuck in my throat and gave me a stiff neck.
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Hehehe I like this thread, nice idea.
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The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair, under the table, and under the table cloth, but the man stared straight ahead.
The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair and totally out of sight under the tablecloth.

Still, the man stared straight ahead.

The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risqué, and worried that it might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the man:
"Pardon me sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table."

The man calmly looked up at her and said:
"No, unfortunately, she just walked in."
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A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a family nude beach...

As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.

She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.'

The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.

She replies, 'The bigger they are, the dumber the man is.'

Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play. Shortly thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his mother:

'Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.
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