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MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS By Tiger Woods ____________________________________________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan & Michelle ...


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Old 01-14-2015, 11:50 AM   #1 (permalink)
 
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MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
By Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan
& Michelle Obama
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By "The Rev Jesse Jackson" & "The Rev Al Sharpton"
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore & John Kerry
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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
By Amelia Earhart
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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson Casey Anthony
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK ON MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introduction by
The Rev. Jesse Jackson
And foreword by
Tiger Woods with John Edwards
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HOW TO WIN A SUPER BOWL
BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS
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My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
By Nancy Pelosi
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And the shortest book of them all.......................
THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
By Barack Obama
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How affirmative action has helped the US.
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"Book of guns Americans can own"

Dianne Feinstein
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How about:
Advanced firearms training.
By the German Bundeswehr (Army).

It would be really short:

"We can't tell you about advanced training, because we don't get any.
The End."
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"How to escape from Seal Team 6"
by Osama Bin Laden

"How to treat a lady properly."
by Ray Rice

"How to Diet Successfully."
by Chris Christie

"How to Organize a Successful Invasion of Russia."
by co-authors Adolf Hitler and Napolean Bonapart

"A Pictorial History of Honest Politicians."
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Suggested reading (The honest politicians guide.) short story is to make most crimes legal.
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"How to Organize a Successful Invasion of Russia."
by co-authors Adolf Hitler and Napolean Bonapart

And the follow up from the first guy (which is actually about to success):
"How to make everyone think you're a german, without being one."


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