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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner? Here is a little test that will help you decide . ...


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Old 10-26-2012, 05:15 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Default Democrat? Republican? Southerner?

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide .


The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and two small children .

Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities,
raises the knife, and charges at you . . .

You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal . 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot .
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family .
What do you do?



THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:
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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
What is a Kimber 1911 cal . 45 ACP?
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior .
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus .
This is all so confusing!



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Republican's Answer:




BANG!








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Southerner's Answer:




BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click . . . . . (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
Click


Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
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Old 10-26-2012, 05:46 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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hehe I like the southern answer.... and actually knowing some people from the south I can see that being the reality.
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Old 10-26-2012, 07:41 PM   #3 (permalink)
 
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Pretty funny. My answer before I read the answers was empty the magazine. So I'm a southerner...by the grace of God.
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Old 10-26-2012, 08:19 PM   #4 (permalink)
 
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Have him stuffed and stick him in the front yard. Kind of like a scarecrow to other terrorist. Tell taxidermist to leave the bullet holes.
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Old 10-26-2012, 09:14 PM   #5 (permalink)
 
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Southerner all the way. Only part they left out was the sound of the whole family heel stomping him just to make triple sure
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Old 10-27-2012, 05:24 AM   #6 (permalink)
 
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That's about right. In fact, they don't have to be a terrorist or pull a knife on you if you're Republican. Just ask Cheney's buddy. Shoot first ask questions later. I have a feeling that dude was tappin Cheney's wife.
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Ha thats very true
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An oldie but a goody
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Old 10-27-2012, 05:35 PM   #9 (permalink)
 
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Southern Justice for me....

Oh and the difference between a Terrorist and a Domestic Terrorist?

Nothing!

The above rules apply and work with both
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