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Old 04-13-2015, 10:45 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Bumper-Stickers Seen On Military Bases:

“When in Doubt, Empty The Magazine”
“Sniper: You can run, but you’ll just die tired!”
“Machine Gunners: Accuracy By Volume”
“Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.”
” U.S. Marines: Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club.”
" U.S. Air Force: Travel Agents To Allah”
“The Marine Corps: When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight”
“Death Smiles At Everyone: Marines Smile Back”
“What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil”
“Marines: Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775″
“Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It”
“Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon”
“It’s God’s Job to Forgive Bin Laden. It was Our Job To Arrange The Meeting”.
“Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl”
“One Shot, Twelve Kills: U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support “
“My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College”
“A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy; Blessed Be The Peacemakers”
…and finally
“Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. The US military doesn’t have that problem.”
"A vital element in keeping the peace is our military establishment. Our arms must be mighty, ready for instant action, so that no potential aggressor may be tempted to risk his own destruction".

President Eisenhower
Jan 17, 1961

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Old 04-13-2015, 06:31 PM   #2 (permalink)
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This is not bumper sticker things I have seen, but funny just the same and thought up by my fellow service members.

US Army = Uncle Sam aint released me yet
ymrA SU = Yes my retarded ass signed up
SAM = Smart ass Mechanic (yours truly)
Marne = My ass reaming never ends
To go with this one the Marne position is called the Jane Fonda and you bend over and grab your ankles.
DAT = Dumb ass tankers
CDAT = Computerized dumb ass tankers
US Marine = Glorified bullet stopper
US Air Force = Fly boys
Navy = "semen"
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