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Old 09-17-2013, 02:21 AM   #1 (permalink)
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so i went on a spending splurge. i bought an 870 12guage, winchester model 700 .270, another mossberg702 .22 and a springfield xd40. the springfield was a private party transfer so luckily i dont have to add it to the list of other handguns i have on hold. damn ca laws.

the problem is my wife only knows about the 4 .22 rifles in the safe. she doesnt know about the springfield 1911 .45 in my shop as a shop protection gun, she doesnt know about the 2 sig mosquitos i have on hold, and she doesnt know about the 4 guns i just bought today. having no vehicle other than my bike at the moment, i have to find some way to get these guns home in 10 days without her knowing...... can guns really have sex and multiply by themselves? im goingto see how that excuse holds up when she finds out......
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You’re in the same place most of us have been in before. You must stand tall and firm, look her square in the eye, and plead insanity...........
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Old 09-17-2013, 02:17 PM   #8 (permalink)
 
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Seek help.
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Old 09-17-2013, 02:37 PM   #9 (permalink)
 
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If you buy enough guns, eventually, she won't be able to remember what all you have and you can claim to have had that new gun for years.
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Originally Posted by SilvrSRT10 View Post
Seek help.
Yeah, thats an idea.
Hand the firearm over to a friend, have Him bring it to Your house, He then will "GIVE" it to You as a gift because You have done so much to help Him out.
Yuh wanna make sure that He is a "VERY GOOD FRIEND" though, would`nt want someone telling every one that You just give that new firearm to Him.
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