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Old 11-28-2013, 11:49 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Murphy's other 15 laws
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone from California would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

11. The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

14. God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.

15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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I love #15, I always get a medical excuse from my Doctor and in 23 years of being eligable to be on jury duty I have never done it ! I have sat thru a trial for my friend because I was a witness for resisiting arresst and he was found NOT-GUILTY because the cop stated that I was the only sober one at the scene and the jury took that into consideration. BTW the all charges were dropped, LOL Dam Sheriffs Office.
Just thought id share heres the short deal of what happened, they accussed him of drunk & disorderly in public they cuffed him put him in the back of his cruiser...when he yelled at the cop to loosen his cuffs they tased a handcuffed man, thats why he got off......
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Jury duty is a duty of citizenship - I don't try to get out of it. The rest of the list is funny!
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Old 11-28-2013, 01:30 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I don't either, they don't want me.
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I've been selected for jury duty but I keep getting dismissed. Must have something
to do with me blurting out "Off with their heads" like the queen every 15 minutes.
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Jury Duty, Just sit there and keep humming the tune to "Alice's Restaurant"
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Bathroom break every 15 min. did not help either.
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Keep hollering "WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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