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Hair today..gone tomorrow. Hey I am not only the president of the company but I am also a hair club member..not sure who is more vain about their hair..men or women??

Looks like a Texas Walmart..damn where do they keep the ammo?

The Amish are “Non-violent" people! BUT IT PAYS TO KNOW GERMAN An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his dam with his hand. The Amish Farmer shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuehe und die Schweine haben hineingeschissen!" ("Don't drink the water, the...

I still have unpacked boxes from ten years ago up in the garage..most likely where my old playboy magazines are..had a stack of them from the 60's and 70's..but of course I bought them just to read the articles..yeah sure Sarge.

Be funny when he appears in court and the judge is dressed up like Obi-Wan Kenobi...

Last place I lived the posted speed was 25mph also..average speed was more like 40-45...I would know when the local high school got out cause then it was a raceway. One Friday night two cars came racing round the corner and one of them rear ended my neighbors little RIO..shoved it onto the...

Work weekends and sometimes late at that..got home at midnight last night. But got done pressure washing the driveway, sidewalks and curbs recently..makes a mess but looks good afterwards..plus make the neighbors come over and get complements on. Next big project is staining our cedar deck..850...

Looks like this local means business.

An illegal immigrant picks up a prostitute. “Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?” he asks. “$100″ she replies. In broken English, he says, “Do you do immigrant style?” “No” she says. “I pay you $200 to do immigrant style.” “No,” she says, not knowing what immigrant style is. “I...

My Dad would of said "Hey nice catch there!..nice coloring too..wonder what test line and bait he used?"...:fish_h4h:

LYNN, Mass. — A Massachusetts man is facing charges after he was spotted outside a city elementary school dressed as a "Star Wars" storm trooper, complete with fake gun. Forty-year-old George Cross donned the white plastic costume and walked near Brickett Elementary School in Lynn on Wednesday...

Even pythons????..have you seen the one that consumed a whole alligator??..pretty amazing stuff...ahh snakes not really afraid of them but wouldn't want to fall into a pit full of them.:whymewhyme:

Funny how you collect "stuff" over the years and never really think about it until you move. Ten years ago when I got divorced I had maybe enough "stuff "to fill one of those little U-Haul trailers. Now..I hate to think about our next and most likely last move will be to move all of our "stuff"...

Yeah let's send them another $500 million in weapons and vehicles and let those Iraq cowards abandon it all on the battlefield..so our allies can order more airstrikes and blow it all up once again. Enough is enough I say..sorry but this middle east quagmire will go on and on with or without our...

10 Futuristic Weapons That Will Change Modern Warfare - Teqzy

Iraq's security forces lost around 2,300 Humvees to ISIS when they retreated from Mosul last year, according to the country's prime minister. The United States has supplied Iraq with hundreds of millions of dollars in military hardware, including Humvees, and Defense Secretary Ash Carter...

BBQ grill..Texas style.

Naw looks like a viper..probably crawled out from your truck.