Some job positions I passed on...except maybe the last one.
•PlayStation Brand Ambassador – please report to your residence in the United States of Nintendo.
•Eyebrow Threading – I REALLY hope this has something to do with dolls.
•Administraive/ Secretary – ok, ok, we get it. It’s clear where you need help.
•Finish Carpenter – for when the Start Carpenter gets tired.
•Helpdesk Technician @ Pentagon – “Uh, hello? I’m having a problem with this missile…”
•Nail Tech – so nails can be pretty complicated…
•Remedy Engineer – aren’t those called “doctors”?
•Saltlick Cashier – new trend in the equestrian industry. Ok, enough horsing around.
•Molecular Biologist II – when Molecular Biologist I gets promoted.
•Breakfast Sandwich Maker – we also got one of these recently.
•Hotel Housekeepers – why can’t they just say ‘hotelkeepers’?
•Preschool Teacher #4065 – either that’s a really big school or they’ve got robot teachers.
•glacéau drop team – for a new sport at the Winter Olympics: ice-water spilling.
•PLUMMER/ELECTRICIAN – get a dictionary/thesaurus first.
•DoodyCalls Technician – they really shouldn’t put down janitors like that.
•Golf Staff – and here I thought they were called clubs.
•Pressure Washers – what’s next, heat cleaners?
•Sandwich Artist – another “Jesus in my food” wannabe.
•Self Storage Manager – this is for self storage?
•Qualified Infant Caregiver – too bad for all the unqualified caregivers on the list.
•Ground Support – but there’s just more dirt under there.
•Gymboree Teacher – the hardest part is not burning your hands sliding down the pole.
•COMMERCIAL space hunter – so they did find animals further out in the cosmos? Who knew.
•JOB COACH – if they’re unemployed when they get to you, what does that say about them?
•KIDS KAMP INSTRUCTOR! – no spelling ability required.
•POOLS SUPERVISOR – “yeah, they’re still wet…”
•HOUSE MANAGER/TEEN SUPERVISOR – see the dictionary under P, for Parent.
•Licensed Seamless Gutter Contractor – just sounds bad.
*Experienced bra fitter – I bet they had trouble finding candidates for this one.
